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seventhpathogen
I am getting weird spam messages in the comments on some of my old entries. Apparently I can save big on generic prescription drugs from Canada and natural male enhancement drugs.

To whomever is submitting my username to these ad lists: you should be ashamed of yourself. You know that I am very sensitive about my small penis and it is terribly mean of you to tease me like that.  

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The big snake is to make up for that samll penis, I guess...

Missed you, darling!

Uh oh... if I keep multiple snakes, then what does that say about me? Clearly I'm beyond the help of any enhancement drugs they can offer... maybe they should work on inventing a pill to help deflate my ego instead.

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